PROOF OF PETERICK PART DEUX!

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Q: do patrick's sideburns ever make you jelous?

A: yeah they wink and me all the time and say stuff like "dontcha wish you were this close to patricks ears?" oh wait did you mean like jealous like i cant grow cool sideburns?

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Q: how did patrick get the scar on his right eyebrow?

A: his halo fell down and bumped him in the head.

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Q: hi pete, i was wondering do you (the real Pete Wentz)actually answer these questions? because i believe you do, but someone told me that it would be like your assistant answering them. also can you tell patrick that i love him. from a REALLY obssesed fan, liz

A: patricks assistant answers them (thats me).

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Q: Can you please tell Patrick something really nice and sweet today? Just cute like, 'Hey you're my bestest friend' or give him a hug or something? I wish someone would say that to me today so could you be extra nice to him? (it makes sense in my head I almost promise)

A: hes curled up in my lap and im petting his sideburns. i dont want to wake him up- shhh. haha.

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Q: hm, i want a dog like yours. i'd name it lunch box. badass name, huh? i try. [:

A: lunch box was an old nickname patrick had. i wont tell you the others, you would love them too much.

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Q: where does patrick keep his bread? in the refridgerator, a box, a drawer, or elsewhere?

A: our studies aren’t conclusive. we need to examine the subject more in its own enviroment.

(A/N: I just found this one cute...)


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Q: whats your favorite shape? mine is a rhombus!

A: mines a patrick.

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Q: Did you know that bumblebees are going extinct?!?!!?!

A: what am i supposed to put in patricks tea, spider honey?

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Q: Pete, how come in like every video if there is a girl you are usually the one to kiss her?

A: "they" are "trying" to turn me "straight". quote unquote.

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Q: does patrick take his hat off during sex?

A: depends on where we’re having sex.

(A/N: A personal fav. So much said in so little)

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Q: why ddi partick's voice get so good live all of the sudden?

A: whenever your ears started working.... not trying to be a dick but he could sing circles around just about anybody.

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Q: Patrick-- have you ever had a singing lesson? I was just wondering if you have because your voice is amazing! Thats one of the reasons i love Fall Out Boy.No offense to Pete,Andy,and Joe!

A: no offense taken. its one of the reasons we like it too. hes never had formal vocal training. sometimes i make him sing to me when im having a shitty day... songs like "dont worry pete you still rock! even if you’re having the worst day on the planet"

(A/N: I just like the mental visual of this one ^_^)

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Q: x-ray vision or bionic hearing?

A: its easy to hear people talking shit. id rather check out patrick in his boxers with lil heart prints on em. so vision i guess.

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Q: Pete, on a poster my friend gave me, i noticed something written on your hand but couldn't figure it out. me and my friend stared at it all through world history (the class) and couldnt tell if it was an address or number. (and it wasn't a tattoo). so could you help us out here? much love xx

A: it was the directions to patricks house, actually even more specific the directions to the zipper on his pants. hope this helps. ill meet ya there!

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Q: Hey is it true that Patrick is getting married,because on Buzznet rumors have been going around. -Angelaxo

A: nope. we arent getting married till we hit vermont. its just not legal baby.

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Q: we have all seen the pictures of you with the dolls, so why call the new fob action figures action figures and not dolls?

A: they are definitely dolls. trust me. i have seen the patrick one up close. up real close....

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Q: On The Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack Reissue did you guys get to choose what song you played or did they choose it for you? If you got to choose it why did you choose Whats This?

A: we chose it. it is patrick and i's favorite song from the movie. it is amazing.

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Q: Petah..What happened to those crazy red-ish pants? If you dont remember I probably sound like a cr33p.

A: i ripped them pulling my puppy out from under the house. they are beyond repair. thank the little monster for that. i mean hemingway not patrick.

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Q: how does it feel to be plastic?, an action figure i mean..

A: um there not action figures. they are dolls. it will be awesome when i have an army of patricks to fight hemingway. hey barbie, get ready for your new boyfriend.

(A/n: pete likes playing with Patrick dolls. Lol)

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Q: Haha Peter are you really a "camwhore"?

A: nah thats this other guy. im a regular whore not an expensive one like that classy patrick fellow.


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Q: I just got done watching "Dead on Arrival" and I wanted to know how old was Patrick in that video? Back then he was hot but now he is HOTT!!

A: im not sure. they had delivered him to my door in a baby basket the stormy night before. the note on the basket said "amazing" but i didn't realize how true those words were until days later, thanks for adding the capslock, it really captured the feeling.

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Q: Patrick reminds me of a cute little panda bear, what kind of animal does he remind you of?

A: maybe a koala bear or something. he is cute but if you get close hes kinda got some vicious claws. besides i could see him sitting around just chilling and eating leaves all day- maybe you were right about the panda though. something cute.

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Q: In 10 words or less what is your relationship with patrick and would you ever consider becoming the "tough Guy" of the group??

A: patrick is pretty much the only person on this planet that gets me. id be nowhere without him. we are a two man gang.

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Q: Hello there Peter! I have a hypothetical question for you. Lets say that you, Andy, Joe, and Patrick got into an argument and instead of not talking to each other or getting into a fist fight, you all decide to have a dance off. Who would win?

A: patrick probably. hes got moves.

(A/N: You would know wouldn’t you Petey boy?)
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Q: Pete, whats yur fav thing to do with a knife? a. stab your self b. stab the guy next to you thats hittin on yur gurl c. stab the monsters in your dreams d. carve in a tree how much luv u have for life

A: butter my bread and cut patricks pancakes up into little bites for him.

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Q: how good is petes and pats friendship??? Just wondering

A: good enough to know that he would lose his crackers if he heard you call him pat.- just kidding. he is like lays potato chips. i blah blah blah (forgot the slogan that goes with it) cant stop eatin em or something.

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Q: I have a strong urge to hug Patrick real bad! Does he give good hugs?

A: i dunno. we try to keep our relationship strictly sexual.

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Q: go to quizilla .com search patrick stump and theres this gross story about patrick...........um....yeah

A: patrick doesnt do gross things. his body is made up of kittens, saturdays, 70 degree weather, first kisses and butterflies. trust me, i cut that bitch open once to check.

(A/N: I find “bitch” an interesting choice of word XD)

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Q: I just saw the new music video, A little less 16 candles, A little more touch me I was just wondering why did u pic a vampire theme. Also i saw the making of the video on Mtv and why does patrick not wear his glasses when he plays but then he wears them like in "real life"??

A: because there are actually two patricks. one does his appearances and the other plays shows. its quite confusing. the only way you can tell is: patrick number two has a 2 right behind his left ear- duh- whyd you think he always wears hats?

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Q: Heey , I am confused. I thought you wrote all of the songs?? Well i love the songs no matter what =D

A: i write the lyrics. patrick writes the music. we are in love and live in a castle in the sky. our next door neighbors are carebears. grumpy bear has a baditude. but i still heart him. i hope your life is as magical as ours is.

(A/N: if I could draw. I would draw this.)

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Q: In the video Dance, Dance, you wispered to Patrick something. What did you whisper? And what was your favorite album and video that you made?

A: "ive got to pee so bad"

(A/N: okay, not really peterick but I can see him sayin it XD)

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Q: I heard that FOB is breaking up is it true xo

A: no way. we are on our second honeymoon.

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Q: how come patrick never answers questions anymore? b.t.w. he is sooooooo cute!! i wanna marry him

A: patrick never answered any on here. but he sleeps next to me on the bus and he breathes like a little baby at night.

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Q: Adam Lazarra or Tyson Ritter

A: patrick stump

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Q: Patrick is jus the loveable kinda guy, isnt he?

A: yes

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Q: Pete, If you were on a deserted island and had to choose between an Ipod full of your favorite songs or Patrick, what would you pick?

A: trick question. patrick is an ipod full of my favorite songs.

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Q: i try to come up with all these cool questions for you to answer but you dont answer any. peter, i think that you should have 2 Q&A boards so that patrick can answer some questions and you could answer some questions. because i dont think you like me. i like you.

A: patrick doesnt like the internet. but he likes me.

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Q: just to but in, patrick seems shy off stage like in an interview or if us fans talk to him and hes not shy on stage or if hes w the band

A: patrick is shy or maybe quiet in general- notice how he doesnt talk on stage alot? thats not cos he thinks i am really cool. its because he is just a softspoken guy. its both on stage and off. not to butt in but hes my best buddy and i hoep you love him the way he is.

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Q: Pete, would you and Patrick be friends if Fall Out Boy never existed?

A: we would have to be friends. cause i dreamt him.

(A/N: This one makes me go : D’AwWWWWwww. Every single time)

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Q: If fall out boy were stuck on a desert island who would you eat first?

A: patrick. cause i bet he'd be like veal. total fancy last meal.

(A/N: Freaks me out beyond reason, but I’ll put it up anyway XD)

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Q: My sister and I were talking the other night who Patrick reminded us of and we came to the conclusion that he looked like the Santa from "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". What is your opinion.

A: patrick reminds me of patrick. cause i knew him before he was this famous hottie with a body.

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Q: wut are petes and patricks fave things to do ????

A: eachother.

(A/N: Yes. We all saw this one coming- but does that mean we didnt want to see it? FUCK NO. Haha)

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(A/N: This one disturbed me beyond reason too)

Q: what kind of guitars do you play? And who is better Joe or Patrick

A: patrick is the love of my life but i cant deny joes doggie style. they are both pretty good in bed i guess.

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Q: Patrick has the SEXIEST voice! Are you jealous?

A: nah hes my best buddy. we dont get jealous of eachother.

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Q: would it hurt your feelings if someone said that patrick was hotter than you, no offense i mean, the fact that you play bass makes you automatically cool because i play it too..but patricks a cutie and everyone always gives you the attention, he deserves it too.

A: not at all. i don't "like" myself because anyone thinks i am hot. in fact i don't really consider myself attractive. i like to give patrick attention, he's a good guy.

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Q: Hypothetically asking, Ok, what if one day you woke up and Patrick was not there. Would you be worried?

A: it would make me want to disappear to wherever he was.

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Q: Does Patrick have a nickname? If so what is it?

A: rickster. von stump. sophmore strump. winchester snomp, lunchbox. cookie jar. healthbar. rick ta life. patty boy. dont ever call him these. they are mine.

(A/N: yeah yeah yeah. This was in the first part also. I just <3 it though)

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Q: how long did it take pat to grow is AWESOME side burns??/

A: patrick is a chia pet. it took me awhile to grow the burns.

(A/N: DAMN! I wish they made Patrick chia pets XD)

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Q: why dont patrick and andrew answer questions?

A: we have them hard at work on the question of whether i am gay or not... its taking them that long to find an answer.


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Q: patrick has amazing lips...can i kiss them?

A: they look amazing but they are poisonous, how did you think i got too sick to make it to europe?

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Q: HiHi, Me and my friends gave Patrick a Harry Potter scarf to give to you on the last night of the UK tour. Did he give you the scarf? x

A: no i will fight him tonight

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Q: Im convinced you need your own show, like Loveline or a talk show or something. If you were approached to do a show would you? I think youd give hilarious answers.

A: patrick would definitely have to be my dr. drew. he wears glasses, that means he must be smart right?

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Q: Who is sexier, you or Patrick?

A: patrick by a hair.

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Q: pete. being in love with your best friend: in or out in 2005?

A: same sex, definitely in. opposite sex was like so 90's.

(A/N: And Lo, the slashers see the flickering flame of hope)

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Q: Pete, why are you the only one that answers questions?

A: because patrick programmed me to be this way at the factory. i hope i get a new computer chip heart soon, golly gee.

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Q: when was the last time you had sex? and who with?

A: ahahahahahahaaha. this question is the most insane.

(A/N: We’ll let the readers use their imagination on this one....)

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